What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples...

Your Lord your God sayth if anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

Why do women wear makeup and put on perfume..

Deuteronomy 17

You shall not bear false witness.

But this is not

What did one boob say to the other boob

I don't like

If anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

I like God is love and lives within you.

Innocent before proven guilty

Well I like God is love and lives within you.

We, better get some support before someone thinks we are nuts.

Bible.. Hm.?

Your going to be alright just relax

Why do girls put on perfume and wear makeup.

Lose lips shimk ships.

If your wife asks does my butt look big in these pants.

But sometimes it is a, life saver to lie

This isn't going to, hurt.

Maybe leave out

So I suppose the bible sayth alot of things.

I see God waving away at me from a silhouette of flowing light when I close my eyes.

Sneaking out a, Jewish child..

I don't like religions.

Yes, dear I'm wrong.. Again

Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples of when it is appropriate or inappropriate to lie? Does the Bible address this issue?